IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL
THE SMITHSONIAN NATIONAL ZOO LET THE OTTERS HAVE A CASIO
Phantom of the Ottera
The ink is running toward the page, it’s chasing off the days.
Look back at both feet and that winding knee.
I missed your skin when you were east;
you clicked your heels and wished for me
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
Under Pressure l Queen (Ft. David Bowie)
in the Achievement Hunter fandom we don’t say I love you, we say WAFFLE-O and I think that’s beautiful